Advertising has always been an interesting way to look at history. But when you see these vintage
advertisements, the past
seems a lot stranger than you thought.
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Your wife will love hearing how you tried to convince the stewardess to join the "mile-high-club" with you.
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There is a long history of Black people being used in soap ads and comparing their skin with dirtiness. The message here is that without this soap, your precious little white child will be no better than a black wastrel.
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...and put a damper on your afterglow. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻
Subtle!
Apparently the more unsexy your product is, the more sex you need to sell it.
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In 1964, the Johnny Seven O.M.A. (One-Man Army) gun was the best-selling toy for boys. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻
During the 1950s-1960s many tobacco advertisements simultaneously presented cigarettes as both sedatives and stimulants.
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Beeman’s gum was invented in the late 1800s by Dr. Edward E. Beeman, who discovered that pepsin, derived from the stomach of hogs, could aid digestion. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻Big guy to little guy, "You can suck your stomach in all the way to your backbone. I'm still not interested." 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻Even in 1937, these "motoring" helmets were dorky.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻This political ad from the 1860s illustrates the old proverb, "the more things change the more they stay the same." Republicans could run this ad today with the claim that they are now for the white man while the Democrats are for the Negros -- well now they wouldn't say "Whites" or "Negros" they'd call them the "suburban" and "urban" votes. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻Mr Buzzkill should know that Alka-Seltzer (introduced in 1931 by Miles Laboratories) has always been advertised as a remedy for hangovers.
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The folks who produced this WW2 poster were probably horrified when "victory girl" later came to mean a young woman who exhibited her patriotism by offering companionship, and often sex, to servicemen during World War II. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻
Watch her boobs grow while you wait for yours. Which will YOU be; a "cute little girl" or a "tall, curvy teenager." Only time will tell.
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Pacific Telephone's "Vista Booth" never made it past the experimental stage.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻Complexion wafers contained arsenic which made the skin pale by destroying red blood cells. Despite several reported deaths, the wafers were still being sold as late as the 1920s.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻 This Pilot Candid Portable TV was released in 1948 and had a 3 inch screen. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻What can you do with a "Service Station Charger" when you don't have a service station -- set your business up on a street corner?
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Hey, radioactivity is perfectly safe, so stop worrying about nuclear power.
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Never bring a blow gun to a gun fight!
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It might be a lot more profitable if the nude figurines were full-sized. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻
The Topper (1960-1965) was the only scooter ever produced by Harley-Davidson and it even had an optional sidecar.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻Sadly, with all that 16 bit computing power, the TMS 9900 could not keep away vampires. 🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻This guy needs a ladder just to look her in the eye.
Hardwick Clothes began in 1880 in Tennessee.
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"A triumph of electronics" Oooh, presets and changing stations with a foot switch.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻“Women everywhere are cheerfully admitting that Campbell’s beat them at soup making.” Of course. What did you think they meant?
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻 Studebaker began in 1852, when brothers Henry and Clement Studebaker opened a blacksmith shop in South Bend, Indiana and began building wagons, buggies and carriages.
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"Three essentials for proper meat preservation -- temperature, humidity and air circulation." Actually raw meat should be in a sealed container or wrapped securely to prevent juices from contaminating other foods.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻In the first decades of the twentieth century, the only ads featuring African Americans were racist advertisements that used black caricatures to advertise to white consumers.
🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻🔻Goodyear production began on November 21, 1898, with a product line of bicycle and carriage tires, horseshoe pads and poker chips. By 1916, they were the world's largest rubber company.
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