Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Funny Vintage Ads (27)

Advertising has always been an interesting way to look at history. But when you see these vintage advertisements, the past seems a lot stranger than you thought.
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Nebo Cork Tip Cigarettes
In 1912, P. Lorillard Company thought a good way to sell cigarettes to men was to take a swipe at women's suffrage. Depictions of suffragettes as homely, obnoxious spinsters were common prior to the passage of the 19th Amendment in 1919 that granted women the right to vote. It was  ratified in 1920.
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Kohler Electric Sink
"Would you like to do the dishes by merely pressing a button, without so much as dipping a fingertip in water?"
Kohler invented the Electric Sink in 1926. This particular model included a dishwasher and a clothes washer. 

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How to obtain a perfect looking nose
"I guarantee to improve the shape of your nose by remodeling the cartilage and fleshy parts, quickly, safely, and painlessly..." --
M. TRILETY, Pioneer Noseshaping Specialist

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Pedoscope X-Ray Shoe Fitter
This machine presented a picture of the bones in your foot and an outline of your shoes. Although there was little evidence to suggest that these devices would help you find perfectly fitting shoes, they were a fairly common sight in shoe stores beginning the 1930s.
In 1957, Pennsylvania became the first state to ban the use of the shoe-fitting fluoroscopes. It didn’t take long for the rest of the country to jump on the bandwagon.

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Unloved - That lady has a moustache
The Superfluous Hair Problem sounds like a hair band from the 1980s. 
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Double Knit Fancies
 These 1970s patterns for "Double Knit Fancies" would have been better as 1970s wallpaper.
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The Rubber Protectors
"They are washable and can be used for any number of times, thus proving a great convenience to persons of limited means." This ad uses the British term ‘French Letters’ for condoms. Meanwhile, the French called condoms capote anglaise (English overcoat).
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I'll make you a master of Chinese Kung-Fu
“…INSTANTANEOUS DEATH that is applied with NO Bodily Contact”
Sounds like you just shoot the person…no contact needed. But why is a Master of “Chinese” Kung-Fu wearing a Japanese Karate Gi?

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 "did he mean...doggy legs, or doggie legs? A compliment by any other name is still a compliment..."
Except when it's not. In what universe is "doggy" or "doggie" ever a compliment when describing a lady's body parts?

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Remember Alka-Seltzer for Shoppers Fatigue
"Shopper's Fatigue" can be relieved  by neutralizing "fatigue acid" with a glass of "peppy, sparkling, ALKA-SELTZER"
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Ivory for Indians
"Said Uncle Sam: "I will be wise, And thus the Indian civilize:""
Instead of trying to wipe out all the Indians so we can take their lands, just give them each a bar of Ivory soap.

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 Aspironal - Better than Whiskey
"Better than whiskey!"
Not really. Aspironal is 10% alcohol while whiskey has a minimum of 40% alcohol.

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In the 1940s, Albert Einstein designed his own refrigerator (known as "Einstein's Refrigerator") which required no moving parts or electricity and he sold the patent to Electrolux. It was not a commercial success.
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Stocking Stick - Leg makeup
Nylon stockings were introduced shortly before the start of WW2 and were a huge hit with women, but production ceased during the war because the nylon was needed for parachutes and other war materials. That's when resourceful women began painting "glamor hose" on their legs to look like they were wearing nylons.
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Joe Weider - How to develop a He-man personality
You start as a He-Boy, then wear a butch hair cut and padded suit, while farting and belching frequently.
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Harley-Davidson -- A motorcycle is not a luxury
"A motorcycle is not a luxury. It is an economical necessity."
That may have been a reasonable claim in 1910 when automobiles cost at least 3 times as much as motorcycles, but not today when Harleys cost as much as a new car.

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Pall Mall Design
 "Design, brother, modern design is plenty important! ... It is a scientific fact that tobacco is its own true filter."
One should always be wary of "scientific facts" brought to you by tobacco companies. If you filter the smoke with tobacco and then smoke the tobacco filter how is that any better?

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Cocoaine the best hair dressing
 Burnett's "The Best Hair Dressing Cocoaine" didn't actually contain any cocaine. In the late-nineteenth century, cocaine-containing products were all the rage, so some manufacturers made up cocaine-sounding names in order to market their products.
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Buck Rogers Atomic Disintegrator
Manufactured by Daisy in the 1930s, the Buck Rogers pistols were the beneficiaries of one of the most successful merchandising and sales campaigns in the history of the American toy business. They were the most popular toy ray guns for kids and adults well into the 1960s and a highly desirable collectable today.
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These flights continued until 1970 when the newly formed National Organization for Women took legal action against United, filing a highly publicized lawsuit which officially brought the "Men Only" service to an end.
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Stop Mouth Breathing
“SNORING—the Causes of many diseases and often an early grave.”
A gag covering your mouth would certainly stop snoring, but it wouldn't help with sleep apnea.

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 Pennsylvania oil proof vacuum cup tires
Pennsylvania oil proof vacuum cup tires featured a unique tread design that looked like rows of Cheerios and had the general appearance of knobby tires used today on dirt bikes and ATV’s. The company claimed, “These cups exert a suction grip on the road and thus tend to keep the car (or motorcycle) from skidding.”
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Making Hats at Home
"Be the envy of your friends because of the variety and smartness of your hats!" The most famous graduate of the Louie Miller School of Millinery was Lillian B. Head who invented a hat and purse shaped like the Hyatt Regency and one of its elevators.
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Build your own fallout shelter
In the early 1960s, as the Cold War entered one of its tensest phases, people began to take the idea of building their own fallout shelters a lot more seriously. But within a couple of years, it was understood that the doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD) meant that any survivors of a nuclear war would probably be envying the dead.
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“BALLS is the new candy sensation that lets you conquer the world. Just pop a few BALLS in your mouth and you’ll be ready for everything."
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Radio Police Automaton
"As a close hand-to-hand fighting machine the Radio- Automata have no equal. Bullets do not affect them and if equipped with a twenty to forty H.P. engine, they will be well nigh irresistible. They probably have no superior for fighting mobs or for war purposes."
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Milkweed cream has been used for centuries by many different cultures as medicine, food and fiber. The US Navy made 1.2 million life jackets from milkweed seed floss during World War II.
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She was the perfect wife except for one neglect
Come on ladies! Keep your lady parts clean and smelling fresh for crying out loud. And don't get pregnant. Lysol was the best-selling method of contraception during the Great Depression, even though it was dangerous to soft tissue and not particularly effective.
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Michelin
The Michelin Man was created in 1898, and is a classic example of Brand Anthropomorphism -- the attribution of human traits to commercial products and services.
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Cocomalt
 In the 1940s, Cocomalt was simultaneously advertised as a pick-me-up and a sleep aid. The R. B. Davis Company was located in Hoboken, New Jersey.



Saturday, June 1, 2019

Restaurant Surcharges Are Designed to Punish You

4% surcharge - Miguel's Old Town - 2444 San Diego Ave, San Diego, 92110

I used to love Miguel's, but today was my last visit? Why?

Because they have added a notice to the menu that there is an additional 4% surcharge to cover having to pay for mandated increases in minimum wages and benefits.



A 4% surcharge will be added to all guest checks to help cover increasing costs and support recent increases to minimum wage and benefits for our dedicated team.
 


The California Restaurant Association has always been one of the most outspoken and active opponents of minimum wage increases. Now they are advising restaurant owners on how to implement a surcharge while avoiding lawsuits. You'll note the inclusion of "increasing costs" in addition to the real reasons for the surcharge. That way they can spend this excess money any way they want and can't be sued for not actually sharing the money they collect with their employees.

I support increasing the minimum wage and benefits, and I don't mind if a restaurant has to raise prices across the board as a result. However, while legal, the surcharge and the notice are just a form of public protest by the owner, to inform everyone that they don't want to pay their workers a living wage and wouldn't be doing it, except that they are being forced to do so. It's also a warning to their patrons that they shouldn't support minimum wage laws and a threat of further increases in the surcharge, should their labor costs continue to increase.
 

I don't care if my carne asada cost $18.99 instead of $17.99, if the money is going to increase the wages and benefits paid to the lowest paid kitchen staff, who don't get tips. I do care when the owner decides to get in my face and whine because the minimum wage went up.

University of California San Diego professor On Amir who studies consumer behavior at the Rady School of Management says, "There are right ways and wrong ways to raise prices," The surcharge "doesn't create the image of fairness for diners who think 'you're underpaying your people and now I have to pay more because of your unfair labor practices." 

Restaurant owners are hoping to teach people a lesson about supporting laws that increase worker's wages and benefits. Many diners won't even notice the surcharge. Others will be annoyed and reduce the tip paid to the servers. (Not a good option because that's the same as taking some of their tip money and giving it to the business owner). And some will reject the very notion of "surcharges" as a form of protest and take their business elsewhere. 

Restaurant owners are hoping that won't be an option, and it won't be if these surcharges become ubiquitous, which is why it's important to reject this now by only patronizing restaurants that don't add surcharges.

Monday, May 6, 2019

The War on Drugs is a Failure


 Drug-War.US Logo

The War on Drugs is a ravenous, destructive machine that is laying waste to freedom, justice and fairness in America. 


Our government shows advanced symptoms of being addicted to its own War on Drugs. Like hopeless addicts, our leaders refuse to admit the destructive consequences of their behavior and they habitually increase their drug war dosage with copious injections of cash. They are always looking for a stronger fix, but they can't pay for it so they run-up the nation's debt. Drug enforcement agents often act as judge, jury and executioner, and the media reinforces their negative behavior while they live in denial of their own role, like a co-dependent partner.

News media play up public fears to sell copy. Politicians play upon the same fears while they sell themselves as being "tough on crime." Every year they ban more activities, and pass longer prison sentences, more forfeiture laws, and higher enforcement budgets. The next year they repeat this same ritual. Well-paid bureaucrats scrutinize the legal system for glimmers of compassion, discretion and freedom to close the "loopholes." Drug warriors write anti-*This* acts and omnibus *That* laws and forbid discussion of reform. Human rights violations and conflicts of interest within the prison and law enforcement industries are accepted as a regrettable aspect of fighting the war. Year after year of property seizures; more mothers and fathers in prison; one marijuana arrest every 49 seconds with over 11 million busts served; the biggest law enforcement budgets in history; the most sweeping and intrusive police powers ever...and more on the way.

Lost in all of the anti-drug hysteria is a simple, undeniable fact. Nearly all casual drug users are peaceful and productive members of society. That is, until they become casualties of the Drug War. 


The War on Drugs is a Failure


Is this a news flash to anyone? Philosopher and poet George Santayana said, "Those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them" and no clearer example can be found to prove his dictum than America's longest war; the insane "War on Drugs." Our government can't win this war and their attempts to hold the line are not only expensive and destructive, they aren't having any real appreciable impact on drug use. As with Prohibition, the War on Drugs has only added to the problems that it was supposed to alleviate. Some drug use may have declined as a result of the government's efforts, but the cost of that decline has been a huge expansion in government, law enforcement and the prison system and a dramatic reduction in personal freedom and privacy rights. 


In the drug war, the pattern has been one step forward, one step back - one trafficking organization smashed, another one formed; one hectare of coca or opium poppy destroyed, another one planted; one dealer imprisoned, another taking his place.


The drug war reflects a political arrogance that the government can solve bad habits by passing laws and sending police out on the streets to arrest the way to an improved society. The collateral damage of this arrogance is clear. It is time to end the drug war, to seek education, treatment, product labeling and testing, and a more orderly yet much less profitable market for the measure of drug usage, which society cannot stem or prevent, with or without force.

The War on Drugs is a War on All of US



Drug laws and drug enforcement began with racial discrimination against minorities and that discrimination continues. Despite roughly equal drug use between blacks and whites, African-Americans are 13 times more likely to go to jail for drugs than whites. In New York, 93% of the people in jail under the draconian Rockefeller drug laws are African-American and Latino. Offering people who use drugs treatment and help instead of incarceration would not only save this country much-needed resources, it would help keep tens of thousands of mothers and fathers out of jail and with their families.


The moronic DEA anti-drug propaganda:


From a DEA propaganda site aimed at teens:http://www.justthinktwice.com
 
"A word about prohibition: lots of you hear the argument that alcohol prohibition failed---so why are drugs still illegal? Prohibition did work. Alcohol consumption was reduced by almost 60% and incidents of liver cirrhosis and deaths from this disease dropped dramatically"

Huh? "Prohibition did work?" 

This may well be the biggest and most incredible lie the DEA has ever told, and it is most certainly the easiest to refute. 


Cato Institute: Alcohol Prohibition Was A Failure
 
"National prohibition of alcohol (1920-33)--the "noble experiment"--was undertaken to reduce crime and corruption, solve social problems, reduce the tax burden created by prisons and poorhouses, and improve health and hygiene in America. The results of that experiment clearly indicate that it was a miserable failure on all counts."


"...consumption of alcohol actually rose steadily after an initial drop. Annual per capita consumption had been declining since 1910, reached an all-time low during the depression of 1921, and then began to increase in 1922. Consumption would probably have surpassed pre-Prohibition levels even if Prohibition had not been repealed in 1933."


"Instead of emptying the prisons as its supporters had hoped it would, Prohibition quickly filled the prisons to capacity. Those convicted of additional crimes with victims (burglaries, robberies, and murders), which were due to Prohibition and the black market, were incarcerated largely in city and county jails and state prisons."


"It was hoped that Prohibition would eliminate corrupting influences in society; instead, Prohibition itself became a major source of corruption. Everyone from major politicians to the cop on the beat took bribes from bootleggers, moonshiners, crime bosses, and owners of speakeasies."


"In summary, Prohibition did not achieve its goals. Instead, it added to the problems it was intended to solve and supplanted other ways of addressing problems. The only beneficiaries of Prohibition were bootleggers, crime bosses, and the forces of big government."

Sound familiar? The names have changed but the game is the same. Today it's; "drug dealers, the cartels, law enforcement, and the criminal justice system" who are the only beneficiaries of the Drug War. 


The American Government Lies About Drugs


When you lie to people about the dangers of drugs, you undermine the goal of dissuading people from using drugs. Adults aren't stupid. Children aren't stupid. Once they figure out that you've lied to them, they won't believe anything you say.


Methamphetamine


There is no dispute about the fact that methamphetamine is a very dangerous drug. The question is how best to reduce it's use. The DEA prefers lies over facts, and in doing so they are making the same mistake that has been made many times with marijuana since it was first prohibited. 


These three statements come from a DEA propaganda site aimed at teens:
http://www.meth-is-death.com/
 
"95% of those who try Meth "just one time" get hooked for life"
"95% of those who are hooked on meth became hooked after the first time"
"99 percent of first-time meth users are hooked after the first try"

So the claim is that 95-99% of first-time meth users are hooked for life.
Which is correct?
Answer: None of the above.


National Crime Prevention Council: America's Methamphetamine Problem
http://128.121.17.146/ncpc/ncpc/?pg=5882-2006-11324-8774


"The 2001 National Household Survey on Drug Abuse found that 4.3 percent of the U.S. population (9.6 million people) have tried methamphetamine at least once, and at least one million had used it in the past year."
Using their figures, 9.6 million people have tried meth, and assuming the worst-case scenario, let's say all of the one million who used methamphetamine in the past year are addicted. That would be an addiction rate of about 10%. But the government is telling kids on it's "meth-is-death" web site that the addiction rate for first time users is 95-99%. One would expect the government to overdramatize a little in our children's interest, but this is such a transparent lie that only the youngest children are likely to believe it. Older "at-risk" children will see right through it and be more likely to discount or question other assertions made on the site. 


Methamphetamine is more addictive than alcohol, but it can also be said that alcohol is far more destructive to American families and society. The National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism's (NIAAA's) 2001-2002 National Epidemiologic Survey on Alcohol and Related Conditions (NESARC) finds that 17.6 million Americans were either dependent on alcohol or misused it in 2001-2002, compared with 13.8 million adults in 1991-1992. The rate of alcohol misuse increased from 3.03 percent of the population to 4.65 percent during the decade, while the rate of alcohol addiction declined from an estimated 4.38 percent of the population to 3.81 percent. There are many more Americans addicted to alcohol than to methamphetamine.  


Marijuana as Medicine


The DEA continues to promote the lie that marijuana has no medicinal value:
http://www.justthinktwice.com/factfiction/MarijuanaisMedicine.cfm
"The scientific community has not approved marijuana as medicine."

Nonsense. 

National Academy of Sciences, Institute of Medicine: The Medical Value of Marijuana http://www.nap.edu/readingroom/books/marimed/ch4.html


"In conclusion, the available evidence from animal and human studies indicates that cannabinoids can have a substantial analgesic effect."

"Until a nonsmoked rapid-onset cannabinoid drug delivery system becomes available, we acknowledge that there is no clear alternative for people suffering from chronic conditions that might be relieved by smoking marijuana, such as pain or AIDS wasting." 


According to a 2001 national survey of US physicians conducted for the American Society of Addiction Medicine, nearly half of all doctors with an opinion on the subject support legalizing marijuana as a medicine. Moreover, no less than 80 state and national health care organizations – including the American Public Health Association, The American Nurses Association, and The New England Journal of Medicine – support immediate, legal patient access to medical marijuana. 


The FDA Contradicts The National Academy of Sciences


In the ongoing battle over the legalization of marijuana for medicinal purposes, the Food and Drug Administration has now shown that ideology can bend almost anything to its will. Recently, the FDA claimed that "no sound scientific studies" supported the medical use of marijuana - flatly contradicting the above review by the National Academy of Sciences, Institute of Medicine. Could FDA scientists be so far off as to come up with a completely incorrect reading of the medicinal value of marijuana? Of course not. Right-wing politics have trumped science once again.

My gov't spent $1 trillion on the drug war and all I got was this lousy police state


End the War on Drugs


It's time to end this insane drug war and the only way to do that is for everyone to work to change the drug laws. Get up off of your couch and go to the window and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!"


Actually, a more effective approach is to educate every person you come in contact with--and especially politicians--about the ruinous nature of the war on drugs and the virtues of harm reduction vs. law enforcement. 


If you need more convincing as to the need for direct action, I urge you to visit www.deasucks.com for information about how the war on drugs and specifically the DEA is killing chronic pain patients by intimidating their doctors. Many millions of people are in extreme pain every single day and they are not able to get the medication they need. Many more people die from not having the prescription pain medications they need, than die from the drug abuse the government is trying to prevent. One of the major causes of those deaths is the overuse and abuse of OTC NSAIDS like acetaminophen (Tylenol) and ibuprofen (Advil, Motrin) by people who are desperate for pain relief. 


It can happen to you, or someone you know, especially if you live in a rural area, so please do something right away. Why not today? We need to slow the pendulum's rightward swing down quite a bit before we can even start trying to make it go the other direction. It's not hopeless, but it's not going to happen unless everyone starts pulling their weight.

Thursday, May 2, 2019

Funny Vintage Ads (26)

Advertising has always been an interesting way to look at history. But when you see these vintage advertisements, the past seems a lot stranger than you thought.
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It's great to be regular
Wow, those people really like laxatives, look how happy they are!
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What does douching with DEMURE have to do with your husband?

Douching products might actually bad for you, but in the 1960s, women were douching with Lysol and other products, like Demure, because "every husband wants his wife to be feminine ... in every sense of the word." Apparently, having a vagina wasn't feminine enough.
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Loaded -- Don't take chances with Pickups
In Victorian times a “loose woman” meant that her corset wasn't tied that tightly, allowing for easier removal.
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How to prospect for Atomic Minerals
The post-World War II Atomic Age spawned one of the more frenzied fads of the fad-crazy 1950s: prospecting for uranium. Geiger counters and all other kinds of equipment for uranium hunting began hitting the marketplace as thousands of miners, prospectors, rock hounds and weekend dabblers hoped to strike it rich.
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radiation need not be feared
 This poster was produced at Oak Ridge National Laboratory in 1947 to remind personnel of radiation safety practices.
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An Electric Massage for Miladay
"Note that the handles of the spoons are insulated with windings of tape, so that all danger of a jolt is eliminated. Apply the spoons to the face..."
So, tape the spoon handles to protect your hands from electric shock and then apply spoons to your face?

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Mennen's borated talcum toilet powder   
The Mennen Company was founded in 1878 by Gerhard Heinrich Mennen, an immigrant from Germany. His first product was talcum-based powder, an innovation at the time.  The company was led by several generations of the Mennen family before being sold to Colgate in 1992.
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Eveready - I poured a death potion for my sick baby

"My hand shook so in the dark I kept spilling the medicine and I realized I must have light to measure a proper dose...Is it any wonder that I now write to let you know that my husband and I have fresh dated ‘Eveready’ batteries to thank for our baby’s life." Well, that and my timely realization that I shouldn't measure out medicine in the dark.
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In the first decades of the twentieth century, the only ads featuring African Americans were racist advertisements that used black caricatures to advertise to white consumers.
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Bordens Elsie - If it's Borden's it's got to be good
The Elsie the Cow character was created as a mascot for the Borden Dairy Company in 1936 to symbolize the "perfect dairy product. Elmer the Bull was created in 1940 as the mascot for Elmer's Glue" 
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Learn to Mount Birds and Animals

"To all men & boys! Here is fun and profit!"
If you think mounting dead animals is fun then you are probably a little creepy.

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Motorola Handie Talkie 
Canadian inventor Donald Hings was the first to create a portable radio system in a backpack. The first handheld walkie-talkie was the AM SCR-536 transceiver made by Motorola in 1941. The use of hand-held radios in WW2, revolutionized the command and control of small squad-size units while improving situational awareness for commanders.
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Odorono - wrong deodorant

 "Keeps underarms sweet and dry for up to 3 days"
Odorono’s active ingredient, aluminum chloride, had to be suspended in acid to remain effective.The acid solution meant Odorono could irritate sensitive armpit skin and damage clothing. The antiperspirant was also red-colored, so it would often stain clothing.


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How to talk on the Telephone
"When someone calls you, let the person who called end the talk. Of course, if someone talks on and on, you may have to say "I'm sorry, but I have to stop now. Thank you for calling.""
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Nigger Boy Licorice
Nigger Boy licorice was first manufactured by National Licorice Pty Ltd, in Melbourne in 1902. Into early 1960s, this offensive brand name was still popular in Australia.
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Colgate Fresh
"Colgate wakes Kyle up every morning. Zingy. Minty."
Kyle Rote Jr. played seven seasons in the North American Soccer League
Colgate was the first toothpaste in a collapsible tube, introduced in 1896 in New York City.


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Unpleasant Odour is Caused by Underarm Hair
 Actually, body odor is caused by bacteria breaking down sweat.
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Doctor Ray Vaughn Pierce 1840 – 1914 manufactured and sold patent medicines, and he established the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute in Buffalo, New York.
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Instant Party Doll
"You'll think of a thousand uses for her."
What top hat wearing gentleman in the 1950s wouldn't want an "Instant Party Doll" with measurements of 40-20-40?

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Radio Shack

RadioShack began in 1920s Boston as a ham radio shop and sold the first mass produced home computers in the 1970s. The company expanded to 7,000 stores by the 1980s and then began a long, slow decline resulting in them declaring bankruptcy in 2015 and 2017.

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Spare Yourself Embarrassment
"Spare Yourself Embarrassment" over clumping salt!
The Morton Salt Company developed a new breakthrough in table salt technology in 1911, by reducing the grain size and adding a small amount of magnesium carbonate, an anti-caking agent.

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Panagra - Gay South America
 "Today's man-about-the-world heads for gay South America" where he will find lots of middle-aged men and women.
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"No dieting or exercising. Be as slim as you wish. Acts like magic in reducing double chin, abdomen, ungainly ankle, unbecoming wrists, arms and shoulders, large busts, or any superfluous fat on body."
Wash away your fat with our soap made from animal fats!

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Black Bandit Italian Stiletto
"Opens With Supersonic Speed"
and creates a sonic boom to scare your attacker.

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 Become a witch
 "My husband got the exact job you worked on for him" What? If they're teaching you how to be a witch, shouldn't you be the one who "works on" getting a job for your husband?
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Smoking Cartoon Characters
 The perfect gift for impressionable young minds... 
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Gold Medal Flour - We Lead - Others Follow
In 1880, at the First Millers International Exhibition, held in Cincinnati, Ohio. Washburn-Crosby Co. took the three top prizes, including the gold medal. As orders poured in for their best blend, they changed the name to Gold Medal Flour. In 1928, Washburn-Crosby President James Ford Bell merged Washburn-Crosby and 28 other mills and named the company General Mills.
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Mixer - It's just what I wanted
A mixer? Is that REALLY what you wanted?
Never give an appliance to your wife as a gift -- unless you also sleep with one eye open.

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Pep - So you're the town's best sitter outer

"Pah'don me suh! But de young lady sent me to de kitchen for dis Kellogg's PEP. Said you all might be a little short on vitamins."
Black characters in 1950s advertising were always represented as servants and speaking with a "plantation" dialect.
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 Lucky Strike - So round, so firm, so fully packed 

The slogan "So round, so firm, so fully packed, so free and easy on the draw" was first heard in 1944 on the Jack Benny radio program.